LOLogs
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John:
crap how do you say launch in japanese again
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Me:
Launchu.
Subject Change
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Jeana:
on a whole different note
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Jeana:
my ex sent me a message on fb today
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Jeana:
we haven't spoken in ...5 or 6 years if he's correct
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Me:
We haven't spoken in 5 yrs but. HI
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Jeana:
PRETTY MUCH
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Me:
...
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Me:
WELP
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Jeana:
pretty much "hey i was bore at lunch and randomly thought about you and how we met almost a decade ago but haven't spoken in 5 or 6 years"
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Jeana:
oh and coincidentally enough, his name is also mike
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Me:
...
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Me:
Hi.
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Jeana:
hi
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Me:
Can I do you the pleasure of becoming your next Ex?
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Me:
It will make future ex stories more interesting and confusing.
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Jeana:
add onto the mike list!
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Me:
It's an investment, actually.
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Jeana:
LET'S DO IT
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Jeana:
I LOVE YOU
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Jeana:
I HATE YOU
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Jeana:
LET'S BREAK UP
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Me:
I want to lick your butthole.
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Jeana:
TOO LATE
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Jeana:
WE HAVE BROKEN UP
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Me:
GOD DAMMIT
Gargle
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Me:
I want to do homework.. and yet, I'd rather lie down and risk not waking up until 2am, realizing I napped, and officially going to sleep.
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Nisa:
homeworrk? what kind
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Me:
Spanish
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Me:
Also, I just puked a little in my mouth.
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Me:
It tastes weird.
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Nisa:
ew
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Nisa:
i just to get those
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Me:
I can't put my finger on it though.
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Nisa:
acid juice pukes when i was little tho
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Me:
You know when you do that sometimes and you can taste what you ate?
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Nisa:
like before elementary
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Nisa:
thats a burp
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Me:
This is like a mixture of everything I ate today and it tastes bad.
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Nisa:
go gargle?
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Nisa:
im gunna barf too and i just ate so fuck u
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Me:
lol
It's Not a Racist Term. It's a Spanish Term.
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Me:
Man, Spanish in the summer.
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Me:
Fuck this shit.
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Terrance:
lol i get to campus like quarter after 11 idk how u do 2 hour wait
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Me:
2 hrs of FUCKING SPANISH
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Me:
asdfjkasdlfsadf
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Terrance:
hahahaha
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Terrance:
i have a pretty awesome profesor
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Me:
First day was already boring as shit.
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Terrance:
shits easy so far i already did basically the first 2 weeks worth of hw
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Me:
lol
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Me:
We were doing review and I was like...
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Me:
Well, fuck, I don't remember SHIT
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Terrance:
xD
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Me:
Oh, god.
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Terrance:
we had awkward frikin ice breakers and learning greetings
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Terrance:
noobie stuff
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Me:
lol
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Me:
HOLA
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Me:
ME LLAMO TERRANCE
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Terrance:
exactly
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Me:
YO SOY.... BLACK
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Terrance:
¬_¬
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Me:
lol
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Terrance:
its negro
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Me:
pffft
Promotion
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Jonathan:
I Goya promoted
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Me:
goya. lol
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Me:
grats
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Me:
So, what, you working less and getting paid more?
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Jonathan:
Omg stupid auto correct
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Jonathan:
And
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Me:
lol
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Jonathan:
PAid a dollar more
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Jonathan:
And work more
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Me:
...
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Me:
How is that worth it?
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Me:
lol
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Jonathan:
I get to yell at people
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Me:
...
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Me:
Nice.
And Black.
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[Watching the ending of Prince of Persia:
The Sands of Time]
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Me:
I can't lie. He's pretty hot.
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Sister:
He is.
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Mom:
You're talking about the guy and not the girl? (shakes head)
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Me:
And now mom's wondering if she will ever get grandchildren.
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Me:
Don't worry. You'll get one.
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Me:
He'll be adopted.
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Me:
And black.
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(Dad turns around and gives me the most disappointed stare I have ever received in my entire life)
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Sister and I:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
lulz
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Jeana:
I donor ecen
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Jeana:
Don't even
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Me:
lol
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Jeana:
I hate auto corect
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Me:
Pfft, auto correct.
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Jeana:
My fingers be too pudgy for this crap
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Me:
If you had a FUCKING KEYBOARD
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Me:
you wouldn't be having this problem.
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Jeana:
Shut if
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Jeana:
It
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Me:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Racist Fuck
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Aisha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brbTFVaWxUU
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Aisha:
epic intro..
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Aisha:
lookit that food
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Me:
What, the dogs?
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Me:
You racist fuck.
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Aisha:
LOL
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Aisha:
/face
I'm Totally Gonna Do This. Eventually.
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Me:
There were people giving out free mini-bibles on campus today.
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Me:
We got like... a shitload.
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Me:
/pfft
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Aisha:
...
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Aisha:
why
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Me:
My friend got one from the guy giving them out.
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Me:
One the way back to the union, I picked two up.
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Me:
We get to the union, I took one and my other friend took one, so that's like... 5
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Me:
And I get to the parking lot, I find another one sitting on top of the emergency fire thing
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Aisha:
...
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Aisha:
what you gonna do with all those mini bibles
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Me:
I dont get why people take shit and just leave them around..
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Me:
Nothing.
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Me:
I have two.
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Aisha:
also
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Aisha:
people promote recycling and cleaning the environment on campus but..
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Aisha:
saw this bottle sitting on the ground in front of the dorm
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Aisha:
out of curiosity I sat outside to see if anyone would pick it up..
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Aisha:
At least 30 people walked by
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Aisha:
a few people glanced at it as if they wanted to pick it up but didn't.
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Aisha:
its like..freakin hypocrite
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Me:
So, what do with 2 new testaments?...
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Me:
TUMBLR CONTEST, cuz everyone fucking does that. /face
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Me:
HERPDERP, REBLOG THIS AND I SEND YOU A PINECONE
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Me:
omg... I want to do that.
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Me:
I think I will do that.
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Aisha:
LOL
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Me:
I kinda wanna do that now...
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Me:
Go find a fucking pimp ass Pinecone.
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Aisha:
mutated pine cone
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Me:
Do a Tumblr Contest. Reblog this and I will send this pinecone to a random person. Entry ends XX/XX/XX
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Me:
A letter. Certificate of authenticity.
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Me:
The works.
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Aisha:
LOL
Logical Fail
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Guy:
Can I borrow a pencil?
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Me:
Yeah, sure.
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Guy:
This doesn’t have an eraser.
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Me:
Okay?… I don’t have an eraser…
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Guy:
Do you have a pen then?
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